This scene brings up an interesting question: When a chick says, "I miss you," does she really mean, "I miss your cock"? When she says, "I'm so frustrated," does she really mean, "I'm frustrated because I'm not getting enough dick"? When MILF porn star Kelly Leigh is talking on the phone to her supposed husband and says, "I miss you," she's really telling him that she's horny and needs his cock. And when she adds, "I'm so frustrated," she's basically warning him that if he doesn't come home in a hurry, she's going to let JMac fuck her ass until he cums all over her.

Yes, there are still many lessons to be learned from watching porn, and we learned one of them today. If your woman says, "I miss you," get home fast. Especially if she's into anal.

"I don't have time for shy," Kelly said. "I only have time for sex. After I divorced my husband, I got into porn, and now it seems like I spend every minute of my days cumming. If I'm not getting fucked by some stud on-camera, I'm playing… Read More »