"A hooker? Are you calling me a hooker?"

Men have been coming and going from Jackie's apartment at all hours of the day and night. The other day, somebody slipped on a used condom outside her apartment. And the noises coming from her bedroom...well, clearly, somebody's having a very good time, but the neighbors aren't getting any sleep.

So Mr. Super knocks on the door, and this 61-year-old, redheaded divorcee answers wearing her most-fashionable and slutty apartment-house hooker outfit. He's been getting complaints. Is Jackie turning tricks from her apartment? What in the world would give him that idea?

At this point, Jackie needs to think quickly and act fast. How can she keep from getting thrown out of her apartment? By offering up a freebie, that's how. So Mr. Super gets the full blow job and fuck package. And the neighbors? They're gonna get an explanation like, "Ms. Jackie has a very large family."

Yeah, they'll believe that. Read More »