This video opens with some dude sitting in Joclyn Stone's kitchen, getting served breakfast (or something). The guy eats like a slob, he drops crumbs all over the place, but somehow, that turns Joclyn on. Hey, what can we say? EVERYTHING turns Joclyn on.

Of course, the big question is, "What's this guy doing here in the first place?" Apparently, he's a friend of Joclyn's son, which reminds us of one of our cardinal rules: NEVER LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS ALONE WITH YOUR HOT MOM! Hear that, guys? If you do, before you know it, he'll be slapping his big wiener against her big, fat ass, and then all hell is gonna break loose.

Okay. Forget about your mother for a second. Forget about your friends. Just watch Joclyn and jack it. Her orders, not ours.

"I've never met a man who can resist my ass," Joclyn said. "You wouldn't believe how many times I've heard guys say to me, 'Oh, her ass is too big,' but when I offer it up to them, they're always takers."

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