Julianne Spencer, 43, is shopping in the Cum Stop Sex Shop, and it's not a good place to be today because the clerk behind the counter is in a rotten mood. Seems as if he's been waiting for a shipment of lube, and it's still not in. Then he sees Julianne, who says, "I haven't been to one of these places in a long time, and I'm very conservative, and my husband's very conservative, and I'm looking for something to spice up our sex life."

Now, you'd think any guy with a pair of eyes would recognize that Julianne is a hot little number, even in her conservative clothing. But like we said, he's in a bad mood, so he snaps at her, "You know what your problem is? You need to loosen up a little."

"What would you suggest?" Julianne says, somehow controlling her temper.

"Well for starters," he says, "stop wearing that church clothing and start putting something sexier on."

Julianne points out to the young man that when she was younger, she used to wear sexy clothes and fuck-me pumps. And… Read More »